Post Turkey Day Report

I've gained 102 pounds in the last 2 days. I've eaten so much turkey, stuffing, potatoes, cranberry sauce, and pie, you could stuff an elephant and still have some leftover. I don't walk anymore, I roll. Kinda like Violet Beaureguard in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - you know who I'm talking about...the gum chewing girl who turned into a blueberry and had to be rolled out of the room? Yeah, that's me right now. I've decided I don't want to eat (anything) ever again. I want to sleep for about a week or two. Maybe the bears have it right...eat till you're stuffed like a tick, then sleep it off for a few months....